I remember working in a food establishment... only to find an ENTIRE uneaten taco in the little flip-up trash can meant for pads and tampons. Weird day that was.
Thank you!!!!!! for a Much needed belly laugh complete with tears of genuine pleasure. Your descriptive abilities will have me in stitches for Days when I think about this post....and tomorrow in the produce section when I go for groceries.
“Now, by all metrics they were quite well behaved zucchini’s. They did not smell, they were not leaking their juice all over the place, and it did not appear that they offered themselves up as a snack to the denizens of the night. Neither one put up a fight when they were discovered, which is good since my handcuffs were at home and not on my person.”
The Strange Mystery of the Zucchini Under the Men’s Bathroom Sink
I remember working in a food establishment... only to find an ENTIRE uneaten taco in the little flip-up trash can meant for pads and tampons. Weird day that was.
The zucchini's version of 'The Mile High Club'.
Perhaps they were trying to get home to the cubby in your tree!
LOLOLOL
Thank you!!!!!! for a Much needed belly laugh complete with tears of genuine pleasure. Your descriptive abilities will have me in stitches for Days when I think about this post....and tomorrow in the produce section when I go for groceries.
This is the best random paragraph EVER:
“Now, by all metrics they were quite well behaved zucchini’s. They did not smell, they were not leaking their juice all over the place, and it did not appear that they offered themselves up as a snack to the denizens of the night. Neither one put up a fight when they were discovered, which is good since my handcuffs were at home and not on my person.”
Thanks for the laugh - this was great!
Me too - zucchini's are tight lipped - they don't tell.
LOL - We will never know the real truth will we?